Joey’s Films #151-200 for #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days of 2015

It took me 51 days to see these 50 movies. It’s the 213th day of the year, and I just saw my 200th movie. That means I’m still slightly behind pace, but I’m not losing much ground. (Then again, I’m not really gaining any ground, either.) Fantastic Fest draws closer, and 35-40 movies in 8 days will help put me way ahead.

Just as I did for the first 100 films and the next 50, below are my tweeted reviews of films #101-150.

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#151: WILD TALES. The best revenge is casual, everyday revenge. Also: Uma ain’t got nothin’ on this bride. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

Wild Tales

#152: TOMORROWLAND. Heavy-handed and overlong but fun and #whimsical. I liked it! More original ideas plz. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#153: NIGHTINGALE. I way prefer this to ALL IS LOST and LOCKE. Can’t wait to see what Oyelowo does next! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#154: HOT GIRLS WANTED. Amateur porn stars: they’re just like us! Except trapped & more broken & sad. 😦 #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#155: ALOHA. This movie is basically two hours of Emma Stone looking at Bradley Cooper over her shoulder. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#156: SLOW WEST. I’m usually into slow burn westerns, but this was a little TOO slow. Ending was good! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#157: THE NIGHTMARE. Deeply unsettling. The idea of monsters with TV static skin is absolutely horrifying. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365days

#158: THE BURNING. Imagine if Wet Hot American Summer and Friday the 13th had a baby. That’s this movie. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365days

#159: WE ARE STILL HERE. What’s scarier than this film’s monsters? How often the lead adjusts his glasses. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#160: INSIDE OUT. I was on the verge of tears the last hour. My own Joy and Sadness were working overtime. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

Inside Out

#161: DOPE. Hardest. College. Application. Process. Ever. Really liked this movie a whole lot! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#162: THE TRIBE. Brutal, graphic, and intense in ways few films would ever dare. You need to watch this. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

The Tribe

#163: A DEADLY ADOPTION. “You know the dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis!” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#164: SEARCH PARTY. Incredibly hit-or-miss, but worth it for the Jason Mantzoukas/Krysten Ritter scenes. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#165: BODY COUNT. It’s almost impressive how little sense this makes. Also: THERE ARE SO MANY CHARACTERS. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#166: CREEP. There’s a jump scare that got me worse than any movie in a long time. Damn you, @MarkDuplass. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#167: TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME. This is #NotMyDonna. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

#168: THE WOLFPACK. As sad as this movie is, those kids are REALLY good at nailing Tarantino dialogue. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#169: TED 2. Is it dumb? Yes. Is it pretty mediocre? Yes. But is it funny? Yes! Lots of funny here. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#170: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE. My live tweeting shared all my thoughts! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#171: THE OVERNIGHT. Sadly, Adam Scott did not talk U2 to me at all during this movie. (I still liked it.) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#172: DER SAMURAI. Some similarities to EX MACHINA but less enjoyable. Weird and worth a watch? Maybe. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#173: TERMINATOR GENISYS. Whoever had final cut on this movie’s trailer should be fired from Hollywood. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#174: MAGGIE. Is this the saddest zombie movie ever? #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#175: THE DUKE OF BURGUNDY. Complex & heartbreaking but a victim of overhype. I need to read less reviews! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#176: A PIGEON SAT ON A BRANCH REFLECTING ON EXISTENCE. As weird (but not as interesting!) as its title. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#177: LADY TERMINATOR. The dubbing in this movie is better than any I’ve ever heard. It is “#onfleek.” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

Lady Terminator

#178: 7 DAYS IN HELL. I’m counting this delight as a movie & there’s nothing any of you can do to stop me. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#179: RUNAWAY. “I’m very sorry, but dinner will not be painted in time.” Poor Lois the house robot. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#180: BURYING THE EX. It’s almost impressive how much of a zero this movie is on all fronts. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#181: BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE MACHINE GUN WOMAN. I wish this movie just followed her around instead. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#182: HORSEHEAD. I guess when a movie is about dreams, it’s allowed to be vague, odd, and nonsensical? #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#183: ANT-MAN. This movie is so much more fun and genuine and better than Ultron it’s unbelievable. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#184: THE ‘BURBS. “I’m going to go do something productive. I’m gonna go watch television.” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#185: TRAINWRECK. LeBron James is my MVP AND my Best Supporting Actor. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#186: TIG. I didn’t know I could like Tig any more than I did, yet here we are! She’s the absolute best. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#187: SELF/LESS. Its unconventional editing adds a really unsettling vibe. Far better than its 22% on RT! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#188: CHRONIC-CON, EPISODE 420: A NEW DOPE. A movie by @DougBenson is a perfect midway(ish) point for the #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days!

#189: THE WEREWOLF VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMAN. This is FILLED with beautiful vampires. THEY MADE 12 OF THESE. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#190: SHARKNADO 3: OH HELL NO! I want to live in a world where @ochocinco works at NASA. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days #Sharknado3

#191: PIXELS. A painfully unfunny film filled with repugnant characters who all (rightly) hate each other. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#192: HUNGRY HEARTS. This movie is about a couple arguing over what to feed their infant son. Poor baby. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#193: SOUTHPAW. Kinda the boxing version of TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE, but less hateable. (Not a compliment!) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#194: IN ORDER OF DISAPPEARANCE. Basically, a European FARGO and every bit as good as that sounds. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#195: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. So good! So much fun! One of my 2015 faves & my fave Ritchie since SNATCH. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#196: THE BASEMENT. Oh man, this is one of my new all-time favorite B-Horror movies. WATCH AND LOVE IT! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

The Basement

#197: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION. This STARTS with that plane scene and doesn’t let up. Awesome! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#198: PAPER TOWNS. Way more enjoyable than I expected & much more enjoyable than GONE GIRL and TFiOS! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#199: ALLELUIA. I don’t have words to describe how unique, dark, and wonderfully twisted this film is. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#200: THE BEST OF TIMES. (#CageClub begins!!) This entire thing feels like a fever dream in the best way. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

The Best of Times


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100* Movies Joey Thinks You Should See, Year IV

I’m honestly not sure if this list is still “100 Movies I Think You Should See” as much as “100 Movies That Do Things I Haven’t Seen Anywhere Else.” (Let’s just pretend it’s the same thing.) Like the last three years, this list is not a list of my 100 favorite movies, but rather ones I thought were unique or great.

I added 18 new movies this year! That means 18 got kicked off last year’s list. As always, this list skews toward newer movies because that’s mostly what I watch. I’ve been watching more older movies this year than I was at this point last year, but none of them have made their way onto the list.

  • 12 Angry Men (1957)
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Alien
  • Amelie
  • An Education
  • Annie Hall
  • Apartment, The
  • Apocalypse Now (NEW!)
  • Back to the Future (Parts 1 and 2)
  • Battle Royale
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Best in Show
  • Bird People (NEW!)
  • Birdman (NEW!)
  • Blue Velvet
  • Boyhood (NEW!)
  • Brick
  • Bridesmaids
  • Cabin in the Woods, The
  • Casablanca
  • Children of Men
  • City of God
  • Cloud Atlas
  • Cloverfield
  • Congress, The (NEW!)
  • Crank: High Voltage
  • Dark Knight, The
  • Die Hard
  • District 9
  • Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The
  • Dogtooth
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Drive
  • Eden (2012) (NEW!)
  • Enter the Void
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Exterminating Angel, The
  • Fast Five (NEW!)
  • Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Fight Club
  • Four Lions
  • Fury (NEW!)
  • Glengarry Glen Ross
  • Godfather (Parts 1 & 2), The
  • Gone Baby Gone (NEW!)
  • Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The
  • Gravity
  • Harvey
  • Her
  • Holy Motors (NEW!)
  • House of the Devil, The
  • I Origins (NEW!)
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Interstellar (NEW!)
  • Jaws (NEW!)
  • Kill Bill
  • Let the Right One In
  • Lives of Others, The
  • Looper
  • Mad Max: Fury Road (NEW!)
  • Magnolia
  • Maltese Falcon, The
  • Matrix, The
  • Memento
  • Moneyball
  • Moon
  • Mulholland Drive
  • No Country For Old Men
  • Office Space
  • Oldboy (2003)
  • Pan’s Labyrinth
  • Primer
  • Psycho
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Raid: Redemption, The
  • Raising Arizona
  • Rear Window
  • Rebecca
  • Roar (NEW!)
  • Royal Tenenbaums, The
  • Rubber
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Se7en
  • Searchers, The
  • Shawshank Redemption, The
  • Shogun Assassin
  • Short Term 12
  • Sin City
  • Spring Breakers
  • Star Wars (Episodes 4-6)
  • Stories We Tell
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Tokyo Tribe (NEW!)
  • Toy Story 3 (NEW!)
  • Tribe, The (NEW!)
  • True Romance
  • Under the Skin
  • WALL-E


  • Apocalypse Now — How was this not on the list already? My bad, guys.
  • Bird People — The first half is sort of whatever, but THE SECOND HALF!
  • Birdman — Whiplash just missed the list, so enjoy the jazz drumming here.
  • Boyhood — Yeah, because, yeah. You’ve heard enough about this movie.
  • Congress, The — Everything about this is bonkers and wonderful.
  • Eden (2012) — A movie I’ll never re-watch, but one everyone should see.
  • Fast Five — I don’t have friends. I have family.
  • Fury — Probably my favorite war movie ever. Everyone in this is on point.
  • Gone Baby Gone — This was on my original list, then fell off. Then I re-watched it. The best.
  • Holy Motors — It’s hard to describe this movie with words.
  • I Origins — Let’s take a minute and talk about the bigger picture, guys.
  • Jaws — Again, how was this not on my list? Watch this, then listen to Analyze Fish.
  • Mad Max: Fury Road — Best action movie ever? Maybe.
  • Roar — You guys. This movie. Nothing like this will ever be made again.
  • Tokyo Tribe — A Japanese movie about gangs involved in rap battles and real battles. Need I say more?
  • Toy Story 3 — On the list, off the list, on the list…
  • Tribe, The — Challenging but worth it. Brutal, graphic, and raw.


  • 25th Hour — I probably just need to re-watch to remember how great it is.
  • Attack the Block — District 9 handles the alien invatsion thing on this list. Still: BLAP BLAP BLAP.
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid — I probably just need to re-watch to remember how great it is.
  • Cannibal Holocaust — At its core, this is not a great movie. I won’t let it coast on controversy anymore.
  • Dark City — Redundant with The Matrix, which I like more. I don’t care that this came first. Fight me.
  • Dog Day Afternoon — I saw this again this year. It’s great, but not the right fit for this list.
  • Fargo — I love this movie and love the Coen brothers, but it doesn’t fit this list.
  • Full Metal Jacket — There’s way too much Kubrick on this list. Also: Apocalypse Now.
  • Hanna — I probably just need to re-watch to remember how great it is — or do I?
  • Inland Empire — Too much Lynch on this list (is that a real thing? nope). I want to re-watch this.
  • Leon: The Professional — I love this movie, but it’s too similar to a lot on this list.
  • Life of Pi — This was on here just for the visuals; that’s covered elsewhere.
  • Rango — I love this movie, but it’s not as good at Toy Story 3. Bump!
  • Run Lola Run — Is this a good movie? I forget. It’s unique in terms of story-telling, but is there more?
  • Shoot ’em Up — Yes, it’s live action Bugs Bunny, but there are better action flicks on this list.
  • Snatch. — I probably just need to re-watch to remember how great it is.
  • Super 8 — I don’t have enough Spielberg on this list to include an homage film to Spielberg. So…
  • Timecrimes — I love this movie, but there’s too much time travel on this list.

What do you think? What’s your count? I’m at 100!

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Joey’s Films #101-150 for #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days of 2015

I’m still slightly behind pace, but MY CONFIDENCE HAS NOT WANED and I’m still sure I can complete the #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days. It took 162 days for me to see 150 movies I’d never seen before. As long as I can keep relatively close to the mark, Fantastic Fest will propel me forward.

Just as I did for the first 100 films, below are my tweeted reviews of films #101-150. Also like last time, I didn’t embed the tweets because it still looks ugly. YOU do the work if you hate it so much.

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#101: WHILE WE’RE YOUNG. I could watch Naomi Watts hiphop dance forever. Watching this movie once is fine. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#102: I DRINK YOUR BLOOD. Another horror classic featuring my exploitation super-crush, Lynn Lowry! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#103: INSURGENT. This movie is filled w/ takes that feel like the director said, “Good enough. Moving on!” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#104: EX MACHINA. AI hasn’t been this appealing since HER. True, that wasn’t long ago, but this is praise. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#105: LOST RIVER. Weird & dreamlike & very reminiscent of like every Lynch film ever. I really liked it! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#106: PUMPING IRON. Based on how women interacted with him in this, idk how Arnold doesn’t have 1000 kids. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#107: BIG ASS SPIDER! One of the most enjoyable B-movies I’ve seen in a while Great job, @ClareKramer! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#108: ROAR. The only Tippi Hedren movies I watch are ones where animals put her in mortal danger. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#109: WAXWORK. It’s kind of like The Cabin in the Woods, only 20+ years earlier! And way less meta. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#110: GARGOYLES. The guy next to me at the theater dressed up like a gargoyle for this. True story. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#111: SPY. It works as an action movie, it works as a comedy. It’s really great. STATHAM IS THE BEST. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#112: AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON. I love me some Scarlet Witch! PS Stop playing w/ my emotions, @josswhedon. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#113: MY LIFE DIRECTED BY NICOLAS WINDING REFN. I guess I should give ONLY GOD FORGIVES another shot. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#114: LEGEND. The 80s were a weird & wonderful decade. I’m glad Tom Cruise disconnected from that unibrow. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#115: WOMAN ON THE RUN. How do you not love a movie where the climax occurs on a roller coaster? #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#116: STREET OF CHANCE. Amnesia always seems so exciting in movies! #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#117: PHANTOM LADY. My worst fear realized: going to jail because no one believes me. #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#118: BLACK ANGEL. #NotMyTempo. Not bad, but too similar to the previous flick. #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#119: MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. I honestly don’t have the words to describe how awesome this movie is. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#120: DEADLINE AT DAWN. Twists on twists on twists! #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#121: THE GUILTY. Woah! One actress playing two characters in a 1940s movie? HIGH TECH! SRSLY! #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#122: NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND EYES. My favorite at #NoirCity so far! An extra old timey Twilight Zone feel! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#123: NO MAN OF HER OWN. Tonally different and a welcomed change-up! I really liked this one. #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#124: NEVER OPEN THAT DOOR. Two stories; first has a great ending, second has VERY tense scenes. #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#125: IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE. This movie is all kinds of creepy. Kid-centric noir is great. #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#126: THE WINDOW. Someone, please, listen to this child! He’s not lying! Cool flick. #NoirCity #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#127: SOMETHING WEIRD. The title pretty much sums it up. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#128: HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT 2. This movie is so much fun in so many ways. Who needs the original?! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#129: PITCH PERFECT 2. The plot is whatever, but this movie is fun and there are SO MANY great cameos! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#130: PEEPING TOM. This lead actor is so effortlessly creepy. This whole movie is just super creepy. Eek. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#131: THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (1996). There’s simultaneously a whole lot & nothing at all going on here. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#132: CITIZENFOUR. This movie further solidifies just how crazy all this stuff really is. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#133: THE CONNECTION. 1970s vibe? SUCCESS. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days #alamoconnection #threewordreview

#134: THE DEVIL MASTER. I can’t even pretend to understand what was happening in this, but it was weeeird. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#135: DEMON LOVER DIARY. Now I know why that last movie was a mess! Those people were lunatics! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#136: GIUSEPPE MAKES A MOVIE. A documentary about a filmmaker unlike any you’ve ever seen before. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#137: ALEX OF VENICE. Mary Elizabeth Winstead can single-handedly carry just about anything. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#138: MISERY LOVES COMEDY. Thank you for this, @kevinpollak. This was really great. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#139: WELCOME TO ME. This is an odd blend of comedy and not comedy, but Kristen Wiig is wonderful. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#140: KURT COBAIN: MONTAGE OF HECK. This is really well made. I love the animation! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#141: FROM BEYOND. I feel like @Rodriguez watched this (awesome) film A LOT when making Planet Terror. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#142: HERCULES IN NEW YORK. I’m not sure who thought this would be a good idea. Now, I wait for @HDTGM! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#143: SAN ANDREAS. Marriage on the rocks? Movies say, “Survive a disaster together!” RIP San Francisco. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#144: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2. Terror Tuesday Goes to Camp kicks off with a bang! PS HOORAY MUFFIN LIVES! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#145: ENTOURAGE. The boys are back. THE BOYS ARE BACK! THE BOYS ARE BACK! #TheBoysAreBack #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#146: BARELY LETHAL. Barely watchable. I don’t know who Dove Cameron is but I wanna see her in more stuff. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#147: RESULTS. I’m not sure how much I like this quirky movie, but everyone on screen is doing a good job! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#148: A BAY OF BLOOD. Convoluted plot, bizarre twist ending, gruesome violence. What more could you want?! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#149: ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL. Funny and touching. I really liked it, but something’s missing. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#150: JURASSIC WORLD. The only thing scarier than the Indominus Rex is the product placement in this film! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

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Joey’s First 100 Films for #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days of 2015

I’m very slightly behind pace, but I’m a VERY CONFIDENT HUMAN BEING and think I can complete the #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days this year. It took 103 days for me to see 100 movies I’d never seen before, but I made it. (I’ve seen like 5 movies in theaters and a few at home that didn’t make it to this list because I’d already seen them. So I’m averaging more than one movie per day. Thanks, #SXSW!)

Here’s a list of all the tweets I sent after seeing each movie. There are 99 here, because I thought doing one tweet for the two Eleanor Rigby movies was a good idea. (Maybe it was, maybe it was not. But now my OCD is kicking in and I don’t like it.) I didn’t embed the tweets because it looked ugly and was WAY more work. Deal with it. Or don’t! I don’t care.

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#1: A VIEW TO A KILL. The first non-Craig Bond movie I’ve ever seen. THIS WAS CRAZY! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

A View to a Kill

#2: JUNIOR. This movie is dumb but I laughed a lot. I also love @HDTGM. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#3: INHERENT VICE. I didn’t love it like I hoped I would, but I want to finish re-reading and re-watch. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#4: HORNS. This movie was dumb. Juno Temple wasn’t in it enough. Everyone else was in it too much. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#5: XANADU. Let’s all do lots of drugs and make movies like this, okay? That song is forever in my head. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#6: THE WEREWOLF. Seeing a pristine 35mm print of this B&W classic was great. Thanks, @drafthouse! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#7: WILD. I liked this more than I thought I would. Surprise nom. for Laura Dern! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#8: TOP FIVE. This has one of the best and funniest third acts of the year. (Also: BRIAN REGAN!) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#9: A MOST VIOLENT YEAR. Really good, but mostly just makes me want to watch The Godfather movies again. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#10: AMERICAN SNIPER. Finally a worthy complement to ZDT in the “modern war” genre. Frighteningly intense. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#11: THE IMITATION GAME. You know they break the code, yet it’s still wonderful when they do. (Then, sad.) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#12: SELMA. So who wants to explain why Oyelowo wasn’t nominated? (Also, that guy had an awesome year.) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#13: PRESERVATION. In the words of Mona-Lisa Saperstein, “Hard pass.” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#14: JASON GOES TO HELL. Almost no Jason? No hell at all? No problem! This movie is GREAT. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#15: BIG EYES. Aren’t Tim Burton movies supposed to be fun and enjoyable? #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#16: THE GAMBLER. I liked it way more than I thought, and that’s not just my love for Brie Larson talking. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#17: GET ON UP. Chadwick Boseman is great. The music is (obviously) great. The rest is not as great. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#18: THE HOBBIT: BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES. My favorite of the 3; maybe it was the standard frame rate? #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#19/#20: THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ELEANOR RIGBY: HER & HIM. Neither works alone, but together they’re good! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#21: GLORIA. This movie is slow, but wonderful, too. That little dancing skeleton is the greatest. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#22: HECTOR AND THE SEARCH FOR HAPPINESS. Walter Mitty did this story better. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#23: SPOOKIES. This movie makes absolutely no sense in the best way possible. @drafthouse picked a winner. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#24: NIGHT MOVES. What’s this movie’s lesson? Being an environmentalist is boring? Watch THE EAST instead. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#25: THE FAULT IN OUR STARS. A pre-funeral is the most depressing thing ever. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#26: STARRED UP. Man, prison movies from other countries are awesome. This one is great. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#27: THE OTHER SISTER. Why, Garry Marshall? Why? (Also: Why, @masterpancake crowd? RIP Frankenhooker.) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#28: BIRD PEOPLE. This movie is weird and wonderful. I must just love movies about/named after sparrows. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#29: LAGGIES. I came for the Keira Knightley & Lynn Shelton but I loved the Sam Rockwell & Kaitlyn Dever. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#30: IN THE BLOOD. The MMApm (MMA per minute) is way too low to make this watchable. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#31: THE YOUNG AND PRODIGIOUS TS SPIVET. Quirky and cute, but I’d rather just watch Amelie again. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#32: SILVER BULLET. Hey! THE BUSE IS LOOSE. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days (Thanks, @drafthouse, for the button!)

#33: THE DROP. Reminds me of KILLING THEM SOFTLY and GOD’S POCKET. Both comparisons are big compliments! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#34: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE. It’s going to be seriously tough to top this movie this year. Wow. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#35: JUPITER ASCENDING. I have problems with this movie, but I still like it. Also: it’s beautifully shot. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#36: KILLERS (2014). After this, V/H/S 2 and ABCs of Death, I want to see more from Timo, please. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#37: HOUSEBOUND. I can easily see this becoming a cult hit; it’s weird, dark & funny enough to be adored. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#38: LISTEN UP PHILIP. I haven’t hated a main character this much since INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#39: PROJECT ALMANAC. Its humor is dumb, and it relies on cliches, but a lot of this movie is really fun. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#40: STILL ALICE. Julianne Moore is so good in this, but this movie is a serious, major, big-time bummer. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#41: LOVE IS STRANGE. This movie’s really cute and sweet and sad, but I wish there was more of a story. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#42: CAKE. Dammit, Frank Gallagher, you really screwed up this time. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#43: SHIVERS. This movie’s weird as hell! Venereal disease is scarrrrry! I’m in love with 1975 Lynn Lowry. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#44: BLACK OR WHITE. Thank god for the (far too infrequent) comedic relief from Gillian Jacobs & Bill Burr #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#45: WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS. Everything about this movie is great. “We’re werewolves, not swearwolves.” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#46: HITS. I want to watch this movie a lot, over and over. Everyone is so good in it. I love it. BUY IT! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#47: COMET. You could dismiss this as ETERNAL SUNSHINE lite, but it’s lovely, depressing and worth seeing. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#48: MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN. Did you guys hear? The internet can be bad sometimes! Just like this movie. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#49: INTO THE WOODS. I’d love to see @DougBenson interrupt this someday. Otherwise? One viewing is enough. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#50: CHARLIE VICTOR ROMEO. Watching this movie four days before I take a flight was probably a bad idea. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#51: THE OVERNIGHTERS. Another Drafthouse Films winner. Broken man in a broken situation in a broken town. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#52: THE VOICES. Sad, weird, funny, depressing look at mental illness. Ryan Reynolds does all the voices! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#53: BLOOD (1974). I genuinely had no idea what’s going on with this movie, and I loved it. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#54: FOCUS. The movie theater loved this movie; I did not. Go watch THE GAMBLER instead! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#55: THE LAZARUS EFFECT. Take the movie LUCY, add resurrection, make it dumber, and remove the fun. Voila! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#56: PHANTASM II. I didn’t remember anything from the first movie, and it didn’t matter one bit. LOVE IT. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#57: CHAPPIE. This movie’s kind of a mess, and you never get time to care about characters, but it’s FUN. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#58: SPRING. Twisted, awesome, funny, monstrous, dark love story. Highly recommend! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#59: THE FINAL GIRLS. Oh my god, you guys. This movie is SO much fun. Ahhh I loved it. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#60: FRESNO. This movie is filled with people I love and they’re all really, really funny in it. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#61: FINDERS KEEPERS. This is one of the weirdest, craziest & funniest documentaries I’ve ever seen. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#62: THE AUTOMATIC HATE. A really serious and dark movie with a perfect, unexpected, funny climax. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#63: ENTERTAINMENT. Neil Hamburger is the best. This movie is exactly what you think it is. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#64: A WONDERFUL CLOUD. Crazy and raw and intimate in ways I didn’t think movies could be. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#65: THE FRONTIER. Jocelin Donahue absolutely kills this from start to finish. She’s a star. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#66: FURIOUS 7. Am I cooler than you for seeing this early? Yes. Am I a better person? Maybe. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#67: THE FIVE DEADLY VENOMS. I have an urge to watch lots and lots of Shaw Brothers movies now. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#68: ADULT BEGINNERS. Everything about this movie is wonderful. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#69: SHE’S THE BEST THING IN IT. Some funny parts and people, but I wasn’t crazy about this doc. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#70: TURBO KID. I have a new favorite movie from 2015, and that movie is @turbokidfilm. #TURBOKID #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#71: THE INVITATION. To talk too much about this movie would spoil it. Slow burn, crazy crescendo. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#72: KNOCK KNOCK, IT’S TIG NOTARO. If you don’t love Tig, you’re a heartless monster. She’s awesome. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#73: RAIDERS! Is there a better fan film ever? Probably not. This doc proves why: it’s in the heart. #SXSW #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#74: POD. What a terrible garbage movie to end my #SXSW on. Gimmicky and cliche and dumb. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#75: SAFE HAVEN. @paulscheer said it best: “This movie is made from scenes you normally cut from movies.” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#76: DEEP BLUE SEA. I miss 90s action movies where hour-long action sequences were the norm. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#77: ALL THE WILDERNESS. There’s almost no fat on this beautiful coming-of-age movie. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#78: BLACKENSTEIN. What an abrupt ending! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#79: WELP (aka CUB). It’s like Cabin in the Woods meets Mousetrap! Kind of! Fun movie! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#80: THE TELEPHONE BOOK. What a weird film! Bizarre in every way, especially considering its release year. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#81: A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT. I’m in love with this movie. My favorite vampire film since LTROI. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#82: ATARI: GAME OVER. It’s so weird to see your name in a movie attached to a turtlely different person! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#83: LAKE PLACID. This movie is total garbage from severed head to severed toe. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#84: FAULTS. I’m definitely gonna need to see this again. Two great lead performances. Love @m_e_winstead! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#85: GOING CLEAR: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE PRISON OF BELIEF. I’m going to have to disconnect from Scientology. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#86: SLAUGHTER HIGH. The best April Fool’s Day film ever. “APRIL F****** FOOL’S, YOU MOTHERF******!!” #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#87: THE MYTH OF THE AMERICAN SLEEPOVER. Awkward/cute. So many directorial touches similar to IT FOLLOWS. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#88: DAZED & CONFUSED. Alright, alright, alright. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#89: BERNIE. I really liked the documentary style and Jables kills it, but I was left wanting more. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#90: 48 HRS. This movie is so QUIET for an action movie. Also: the 80s were so, so great. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#91: THE LAST FIVE YEARS. A less intense, musical BLUE VALENTINE. SO much better than INTO THE WOODS. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#92: QUICK CHANGE. Man, airports were WEIRD in the 90s! The movie? It was pretty fine/funny. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#93: DEMONS. A horror movie about when seeing horror movies goes wrong. It’s so gross and so much fun! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#94: CRAZY LOVE. Man, people are crazy. On both ends of the spectrum. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#95: TAKEN 3. Don’t watch this movie. If you do, please tell me what in the hell Forest Whitaker is doing. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#96: JACKASS: THE MOVIE. This gave me most of the feels — almost all the ones that make me uncomfortable. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#97: KUMIKO THE TREASURE HUNTER. Mostly just made me want to watch Fargo again. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#98: WHITE GOD. It’s a depressing action/monster/revenge/movie, starring a dog! Kind of. HARD TO DESCRIBE. #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


#99: THE WOMAN WHO WASN’T THERE. Oh, the things people do. Also: Meredith Viera has a production studio?! #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days

#100: THE BIRDS. Believe it or not, this one’s even better than BIRDEMIC! (Finally, I hit triple digits!) #DLMChallenge #365Movies #365Days


Here’s to the next 100! Then the next 100! Then the next 65!


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Joey’s Favorite Movies of 2014

If you thought last year’s movie list was insane, BUCKLE UP! Thanks to Fantastic Fest (and trusting far too many websites), my movie list for 2014 currently sits at about 235; I’ve seen 207. That means there’s still a possibility of movies making this list, but enough is enough. I did my Top 26 of 136 (or whatever) last year; proportionally speaking, a Top 40 of 207 is about right. Also, whatever. (Note: it’s hard to write 3,500+ words and not use the same descriptions over and over. I apologize for how many times I say the word “dark.”)


40           God Help the Girl

Ugh I love this movie and I’m not sure how it’s #39. I can’t get any of this music out of my head – I’m going to listen to the soundtrack forever and ever – just like Frank, which barely missed this list. But this is a better movie, with more heart, and an easier one to recommend. Plus Emily Browning is adorable, and it has Gilly from Game of Thrones!


39           We Are the Best!

TWO MUSIC MOVIES IN A ROW TO KICK THINGS OFF! This movie’s on Netflix, and everyone should watch it and love it. What’s not to like about three girls in Scandinavia starting a punk band? NOTHING! Also – spoiler alert – there’s more catchy music in this. HATE SPORT. HATE SPORT. HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE-HATE SPORT.


38           The Skeleton Twins

While this movie isn’t a musical, its best scene is all about music. The highlight of the movie – and the trailer, if I remember right – is Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig lip-syncing and dancing to “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us.” But this movie is so much more than that one scene. It’s heartbreaking and lovely and just plain great. Plus, seeing Luke Wilson reminds me how much I love and miss “Enlightened.”


37           The Congress

This might be cheating. I’m not sure if this movie came out last year or this year. I think it came out last year, but the Drafthouse showed it this year, so whatever. I didn’t see it until this year; wanna fight about it? But this movie is super weird, and super great. Robin Wright is too old, so they scan her into a computer to make movies with her likeness. It’s twisted and great. Then, halfway through the movie, it becomes animated. Why? Why not!


36           Inherent Vice

At the end of the day, I could have published this list on January 1 and not felt bad for leaving this off. I really enjoyed this movie, the performances are great, and it’s very, very funny. But, at #36, it’s not breaking down the doors to reach the top of my list. I want to finish re-reading the book (which I’m enjoying far more the second time through) and then go see the movie again. Then, it may move. I’m cool with it here, though. MOTO PANNUKAKKU.


35           The Grand Budapest Hotel

I want to re-watch this movie, and doing so may bump it up the list. I think it’s Wes Anderson’s best movie since Fantastic Mr. Fox, and light years ahead of the mediocre Moonrise Kingdom. It’s also just plain pretty to watch. If Wes Anderson keeps making movies like this, I’ll keep seeing them. This one was firing on all cylinders.


34           The Book of Life

I only saw this movie because I had nothing to do one afternoon, but it blew me away. The story is wonderful, the animation is great, and the soundtrack is amazing. This might just be one of those situations where the movie just blew away my uber-low expectations, but I really enjoyed it. It was my second-favorite animated movie this year. (Maybe third, eventually. We’ll get to that. STAY TUNED!)


33           Only Lovers Left Alive

I’ve seen very few Jim Jarmusch movies (maybe only Ghost Dog?), but I guess I should start watching more, because I loved this movie. It’s slow and sleepy and moody and dark and brooding and not for everyone. I mean, nothing really happens in this movie – it’s just a couple of vampires, doing their vampire thing, hanging out and being in love. And it’s great.


32           Tokyo Tribe

I can’t accurately put into words how weird this movie is. I saw it at Fantastic Fest, and I don’t know when it’s coming out in the US. It’s about a bunch of Japanese gangs getting ready to battle each other over a turf war, except it’s also a rap musical. It’s the best. It’s so stylized and great and unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. It’s totally normal – and totally weird – at the exact same time.


31           Mood Indigo

Sometimes, Michel Gondry’s weirdness turns into stuff that’s just okay (Be Kind Rewind). Sometimes, it turns into something that’s absolutely wonderful (Eternal Sunshine). This is somewhere in between. It’s a pretty standard love story, but it takes place in the mind of Michel Gondry, so everything is weird just because it can be weird. It’s super trippy and strange and fun.


30           Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

To be perfectly honest, I don’t remember a ton about this movie. I remember an ape riding a horse with machine guns in both hands, though, which means this movie is great. “Rise” was great, “Dawn” was even better. This movie is a “summer blockbuster,” but it’s a smart one. And it’s DARK! But yeah: that ape on a horse with guns. Great stuff.


29           Chef

Like The Book of Life, this movie may be on the list mostly because it so totally blew away the low expectations I’d laid out for it. I’ve seen a lot of weird hate thrown this movie’s way in the past month, and I don’t understand why. Whatever. All the food that’s cooked in this movie looks amazing – and is making me hungry thinking about it now. Also, I was super impressed that they got social media so right. So many movies do tech wrong, and Chef got it right. Points! (Plus, ScarJo and Olivia Wilde are in the movie, so, duh.)


28           Starry Eyes

This movie’s super dark and messed up and feels really David Lynchian. The underbelly and dark side of Hollywood and all that. Plus, the posters for this movie are super creepy and icky and great. This movie is so twisted and dark; I’m surprised it didn’t play at Fantastic Fest. (Maybe it did and I missed it? Or maybe in 2013?) Saying much more about this movie would give too much away, but it’s great. If you like dark, you’ll like this.


27           Fury

I don’t know what happened to David Ayer when he felt compelled to make the at-best-mediocre Sabotage earlier this year. End of Watch was amazing, then Sabotage was bad. But then Fury came out. And Fury was great! Every actor in this movie brings it. Anyone who thinks Shia LaBeouf can’t act needs to see this movie, then shut up. I was so looking forward to this movie, and it didn’t disappoint. I think it’s “better” than a lot of movies higher up on this list, but not as re-watchable. Definitely see it once, though.


26           X-Men: Days of Future Past

Like Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, I don’t remember a whole lot about this movie. I remember Evan Peters doing really cool things in slow-motion, and I remember a baseball stadium, and I remember lots of Very Important Events happening. But I also remember how good it was, and how it took what was great about First Class and made it even better. I also like how (spoiler) it erased X-Men III. That’s just funny. And weird. But mostly funny.


25           Whiplash

Unless you think watching a two-hour movie that’s all about jazz drumming sounds unbearable, you need to watch this movie. Miles Teller and JK Simmons are ON. POINT. in this. It’s just awesome (in the truest definition of the word, I think?) to watch them go at it. Everything else about this movie is set dressing, and doesn’t matter – it’s all about the two of them, that drum kit, and insanely fast jazz songs. “I’LL CUE YOU IN.”


24           Obvious Child

Jenny Slate is the cutest and I’m glad she finally got her starring role. This movie is so real and raw but also adorable and funny and great. I’m a little tired of seeing whats-her-face from Crystal Fairy and Girls in everything, but she works in this movie. Also, Gabe Liedman is great, because of course Jenny Slate was going to give him good stuff to work with and because of course he is.


23           Borgman

If The Guest and Dogtooth had a baby, that baby would be Borgman. European movies get real weird, man. This movie follows a guy who’s living in the woods – because why not? – who shows up at a ritzy house and starts causing trouble. Like a lot of the other movies on this list, it’s twisted and weird and there’s no real rhyme or reason for why things happen. But it’s creepy and funny and worth checking out. Also: the movie poster is great.


22           I Origins

More so than most of the other movies on this list, I Origins is a real conversation starter. It’s spiritual and reflective (maybe the wrong word?) in a way that some of Brit Marling’s other best movies are. I want to talk to and hang out with everyone who actively seeks out this movie. I don’t know if any of the science in this movie is real – it sure seems real – but it’s a smart movie at a time when we need more smart movies.


21           Big Bad Wolves

This was Quentin Tarantino’s favorite movie from 2013, and with good reason. It’s an awesome tale of revenge. But it’s also really funny at times, which is great, otherwise it’d be incredibly bleak and depressing. This movie has some stuff in common with Prisoners (from last year), but it’s not two-and-a-half hours long, and it doesn’t make you want to kill yourself when it’s over. It’s on Netflix, so it’s easy to find.


20           Neighbors



19           Godzilla

There’s one scene near the end where Godzilla finally unveils his full, true powers, and it’s the most awesome thing I’ve seen all year. If you’ve seen the movie, you know what it is. I don’t want to say more, because it would ruin that truly amazing moment. Also: You can safely ignore anyone who says Godzilla isn’t in the movie enough. Whatever. When he’s on screen, it matters. That’s what counts. The trailers for this movie set the bar ridiculously high, and this movie cleared that bar.


18           The Raid 2: Berendal

I think this movie is too long, and I don’t think it’s as good as the first one. That said, its action is amazing. That fight in the kitchen is one of the best things ever. I will watch unlimited movies in this franchise, even if each gets slightly worse than the predecessor; their quality is that high. Plus, there’s just not enough awesome action like this marketed in America; the fact that major theater chains like AMC picked this up is a great, great thing.


17           The Babadook

“If it’s in a word, or it’s in a look, you can’t get rid of The Babadook.” I can’t get a lot of this movie out of my head, and I haven’t seen it since mid-September. This is a great genre film, great pure horror, and great psychological horror. Also, that kid is the worst in the movie, which makes him the best. There’s just this sense of creepiness that you can’t shake after you watch this movie, and I love that. Also: BA-BA-BA-DOOOK, DOOOOOK, DOOOOOOOOK.


16           Captain America: The Winter Soldier

This movie kicked off The Summer of Scarlett, and that alone should merit it a place on this list. Also: it gave us Falcon. I think The Winter Soldier’s place on this list is sort of indicative of my feelings about what Marvel’s doing – they’re really going all out in tossing all their chips in the air, and seeing where they fall. I think this is one of Marvel’s best movies in a whole bunch of ways, and it set the bar really high for Age of Ultron and others to come.


15           Big Hero 6

What more do you need than this?


14           John Wick

I’m glad I didn’t watch the trailers for this movie before I saw it, because the trailers make this movie look dumb. Guess what? The movie’s not dumb! It’s really, really great. There’s crazy action in here – a whole lot of punching people with guns, and great gunplay, and more things that are gun-related – and everyone who loves action needs to see this. I’m glad Keanu is at the “I’m retired, leave me alone, you wouldn’t like me if I have to come out of retirement” stage of his career. Can we cast him instead of Liam Neeson in every action movie from here on out? Cool.


13           Goodnight Mommy

I have no idea when I’ll be able to see this again. This movie was the only secret screening at Fantastic Fest, which is a big reason why it’s so high on my list. There were rumors the secret screening would be a bunch of different movies, like Jupiter Ascending (<3) or Inherent Vice or Gone Girl. Instead, Tim League went on stage and said “I saw this movie at TIFF, and it was my favorite there, and I’m not going to tell you anything more.” And then the movie started. And it’s in German, and there’s not a lot of dialogue, and there’s no real title credit, and you just sort of sit there and watch and try to figure out what’s going on. And it’s insane, and twisted, and DARK, and terrifying. I’m so glad I saw this movie.


12           Nightcrawler

We’re in the heart of “I saw it at Fantastic Fest and loved it!” part of my list. I saw this at the U.S. premiere, and the writer/director was there, and everything about the night and the event and the movie were great. Jake Gyllenhaal is outstanding, and we should never forget how good he is. Even just thinking about this movie makes me want to re-watch Zodiac and End of Watch and Source Code. This movie is funny in the darkest ways imaginable, and Jake Gyllenhaal squeezes every ounce of ickyness from Lou Bloom. The fact that this is “only” #12 is bonkers. This movie is outstanding.


11           It Follows

I was so bummed to find out this isn’t hitting theaters until mid-May – but trust me: it’s worth the wait! We all fell in love with Maika Monroe in The Guest; now see a movie where she’s even better. If you want teenagers to stop having sex, show them this movie. (I mean, maybe. Who knows with #teens, amirite?) If you thought The Babadook was creepy, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. I mean, Jesus; this movie is terrifying. Also: the soundtrack was done by Disasterpeace, who did the soundtrack for Fez. It’s perfection.


10           Under the Skin

SUMMER OF SCARLETT! This is one of the weirdest movies I saw all year, and it’s supremely uncomfortable to watch. I don’t know what the end really means, but I don’t know that it matters. Watching this movie made me want to go and hunt down everything else Jonathan Glazer has ever done. There’s this level of innovation and uniqueness and craziness with this movie that I need more of in my life. It’s based on a book, which I haven’t read, but I’m sure it’s super weird, too.


9              Snowpiercer

Snowpiercer is kind of like The Raid – there’s this long setup, building toward this confrontation that you think there’s no way it can pay off, except it does – and then some. To say much more than that is to ruin this movie, and I don’t want to do that. Forget Captain America; if there’s only one Chris Evans movie you watch from 2014, make it this one. (Also, did you hear Japan is building an actual Snowpiercer train? Japan, you’re so crazy.) RUMBLE RUMBLE, RATTLE RATTLE, WE WILL NEVER DIE!


8              Guardians of the Galaxy

When I re-watched this movie a couple weeks ago, I was happy to find out that it’s just as charming and lovely as I first remembered. James Gunn has been making great movies for years; I hope people go back and watch stuff like Super and Slither, because they’re amazing, too. Guardians is wonderful from start to finish, top to bottom. Rocket is the best, and we all know about (and love) Dancing Groot. I loved The Avengers a whole lot, but this has more heart. I’m so happy with where Marvel’s at right now.


7              Interstellar

This is one of the most cinematic movies I’ve seen all year, and it’s truly wonderful. I want to watch this movie again and again, in a way I don’t feel about The Dark Knight Rises or Inception. The fact that it’s three hours long, though, means I probably won’t. If it wasn’t for Gravity, this would be hands-down the best space movie ever. Even with Gravity, it may be the best space movie ever. Also: I love TARS.


6              22 Jump Street

After I saw this movie in theaters, I think I put it at #1 on my list. I re-evaluated, and dropped it a bit. But then I watched it again recently, and it turns out I was right – this movie is just as funny as I first thought. Sure, you may be put off by how overly self-referential it is, or how much of a critique on cinema it is. But that doesn’t matter; this movie has funny in its bones. (That’s a thing people say, right?) It’s not just funny, though – it’s a fun, enjoyable action movie, and I liked it way more than that other movie Lord and Miller made this year.


5              Cheap Thrills

Cheap Thrills is messed up in ways nothing else on this list is. I’m really glad I didn’t see the (terrible) movie Would You Rather? before I saw this, because their premises are awfully similar. Cheap Thrills has substance, though, and actual character development, and is better in every single way. All four main characters are fascinating in their own ways. I couldn’t look away from the screen while this was on. Ugh, this movie is great. I haven’t heard many people talking about it, which is a shame. See this movie.


4              Birdman

Yes, it’s true that the trailers for this movie advertise a product vastly different from what the movie actually is. But it doesn’t matter. Birdman is still great, and it still lived up to the massive hype I built for it in my head. I don’t know what the ending means, exactly, but I know what I want it to mean, and that’s enough for me. Everything about this movie is so good. The score is so good. The performances are all so good. The cinematography is so good. The blocking is so good. It wasn’t the fun action-y romp the trailer made it look like it would be, but it turned out to be something even better than that.


3              Edge of Tomorrow

It’s a real shame this movie was such a box office flop, because it’s one of the best summer blockbusters I’ve ever seen. Its trailer was one of my favorites of the year, and I didn’t think there’d be any way that the final product would live up to its teasers. But it did, and it turned out it was even better. Haters gonna hate (hate hate hate hate), but Tom Cruise kills it in this movie, and Emily Blunt is even better. This movie is smart and awesome and exciting and great. (I will not call it Live. Die. Repeat., thankyouverymuch.)


2              Boyhood

I’m pretty sure no one will ever make another movie like Boyhood as long as cinema exists. And if they do, who cares? Richard Linklater did it first. This movie is so special in so many ways, and it deserves every accolade being heaped upon it. Yes, the movie is long, but it doesn’t matter, because it’s so real. It’d be interesting to know what people think about this movie if they don’t know its conceit (that Linklater filmed the same actors over a 12-year span), but I’m sure they’d wind up loving it, too. This is the best movie I saw all year, and maybe one of the best I’ve ever seen. I love seeing filmmakers do things that have never been done before, and Linklater absolutely did that with Boyhood.


1              The Guest

I loved You’re Next. My hype meter for The Guest was bonkers, and I didn’t think there was any way it would be able to live up to my standards. Guess what? IT DID. This is one of my 25 favorite movies of all-time, and I want to watch it over and over forever. I don’t know what my favorite part about this movie is. It might be the soundtrack, which is perfection. It might be how good Dan Stevens is. It might be how good Maika Monroe is. It might be how good everyone’s interactions with each other are. It might be how deeply funny it is. It might be the fact that we got free fireball shots (the drink, not the whiskey) when we saw it at Fantastic Fest. I loved this movie so much that I went back to see it the day after Fantastic Fest ended. Now that I have the Blu-ray, I can watch it forever, on repeat. ON. REPEAT.


0              The Interview

I don’t think it’s fair to put The Interview on my list. In fact, I have no idea where it’d fall, if I saw it in a completely neutral environment (probably in the #15-20 range). It’s at #0 because seeing it at the Drafthouse, on Christmas Day, with free American flags at every chair, Tim League in a red white & blue onesie, singing Lee Greenwood, with film crews around, and this overwhelming sense of patriotism, is a movie-going experience that may never be paralleled. The movie itself is very funny, but you probably know that by now. I don’t know why the internet is hating on it so bad, other than the possibility that people may be trying to compare it to the immense level of promotion and buildup it had around it, which will never, ever pan out. At the end of the day, one thing rings true: we now have “honeydicking” in our lexicon forever and ever.


There are still like 40 movies from last year that I want to see. I don’t know if any of them will make their way into my top 40, but… probably? If there are any Serious Movers And/Or Shakers, I will let you know. The Bat-signal will be in the air.


Here’s a look back at my most anticipated movies of 2014:

  1. Jupiter Ascending – womp
  2. Cheap Thrills – yay
  3. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For – meh
  4. Mockingjay, Part 1 – meh
  5. Interstellar – yay
  6. The Raid 2: Berendal – yay
  7. Godzilla – yay
  8. Noah – gross
  9. Guardians of the Galaxy – yay
  10. X-Men: Days of Future Past – yay

I’d say this was a pretty good success rate. (Maybe?) Six of the ten made my list. I absolutely hated one (HELLO, NOAH) and was pretty indifferent to two others (Sin City, Mockingjay). Then, there’s Jupiter Ascending. Don’t worry, Wachowskis, I’ll wait.


Here are the movies I’m most looking forward to in 2015.

  1. Jupiter Ascending
  2. Hateful Eight, The
  3. Avengers: Age of Ultron
  4. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  5. Mockingjay, Part 2
  6. Mad Max Fury Road
  7. Furious 7
  8. Tomorrowland
  9. Kingsman: The Secret Service
  10. Martian, The
  11. Inside Out
  12. Jurassic World
  13. Good Dinosaur
  14. That’s What I’m Talking About
  15. Sea of Trees
  16. Trainwreck
  17. Mission: Impossible 5
  18. Chappie
  19. Better You, A
  20. Get a Job

Yes. 2015 will be a great year for movies. CAN’T WAIT.

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Joey’s Favorite TV Shows of 2014

2014 was a great year for TV. I was going to start this thing off by saying there weren’t many shows I looked forward to watching week in and week out, and then I looked at my list, and I realized I’m a big dumb idiot. There were so many good shows – and so many good NEW shows – that it was stupid. We had an embarrassment of riches. Here are my favorites.


15       The Birthday Boys

Last year, Comedy Bang! Bang! was pretty high on my list. This year, CBB’s IFC partner-in-crime makes my countdown instead. The Birthday Boys is just such ridiculous fun. It’s (by far) the best sketch comedy show on TV today, and so full of joy. The last couple episodes weren’t as great as the first eight, but man this was a great season. You probably haven’t seen this show, so get on that. Season 1 is on Netflix. You’re welcome.


14       Fargo

This is one of the many shows on this list that “should be higher.” Even though it’s “only” #14 (and I know I’m using lots of “quotation marks” here), it’s my fourth-favorite “drama” (there they are again!) of the year. It was so good in so many ways; it’s sort of a shame that it came out in the same year as True Detective…. otherwise, its “tell a complete story in one season” schtick would have been even more stand-out-ish. (Let’s just agree to ignore the slowly degrading quality of American Horror Story, okay?)


13       Last Week Tonight With John Oliver

2014 was the year I gave up on The Daily Show. It was stale and boring and Jon Stewart was getting too old and crotchedy. (That’s the word, right? You know what I mean.) But, really, who needs nightly news reports when you can have weekly reports that are THIS GOOD?! Being on HBO means no sponsors, which means everyone is fair game. I never thought I’d be able to enjoy the news this much. #GoGetThoseGeckos


12       Nathan for You

I don’t think my brain can process the fact that Nathan for You is only #12 on my list. Whatever. It’s greatgreatgreat. I’m still mad that I didn’t put two and two together when I first heard of Dumb Starbucks. Even though that episode got more press than the rest of the season combined, it was far from the show’s best sketch. I will watch Nathan and a real estate agent sell ghost-free homes forever.


11       Brooklyn Nine-Nine

I love every single aspect of this show. There’s nothing I don’t love. It’s been funny since the first episode, which is super duper rare for a network comedy. Again, I don’t know how this is “only” #11. Come on, list! Get your act together! Don’t you know that Scully and Hitchcock demand that they be higher than #11? Sheesh.


10       Broad City

Comedy Central killed it this year. A lot of people list Broad City as their favorite show from 2014 – and it very well could be mine, too. It ended so long ago that so many other amazing shows have supplanted it in my short-term TV comedy memory. Even though I liked nine other shows more, “Eight F**king Thousand Dollars” is one of my favorite things ever. Ever ever.


9          Hannibal

Hannibal may be, probably is, the best show on television right now. But it’s also one of the toughest shows to watch week-to-week, because it’s so layered and dense and complex that you lose so much in the six days between episodes. Hannibal is the show I most want to re-watch on this list, and likely the first I will. I’m still amazed by the level of brutality and violence they’re able to show on NBC. Also: the show is gorgeous to look at, the acting is great, and the writers are supremely messed up.


8          New Girl

No show makes me laugh harder than New Girl. No show makes me pause my TiVo and rewind 8 seconds to hear a line of dialogue again because I’m laughing too hard more than New Girl. I think it’s pretty handily the funniest show on TV. Every character is wonderful. Nick is one of my all-time favorite TV characters. “The sky is too fickle! It’s the play-place for butterflies!”


7          The Leftovers

There’s this whole “ARE YOU A LEFTOVERS FAN OR A TRUE DETECTIVE FAN?” fight going on this year and I don’t like it. I love both. Deal with it. The Leftovers was an inherently fascinating show to watch and I don’t care what you say. Maybe it’s a problem that its best episodes (following the preacher around, following Nora around, seeing the days leading up to the “Sudden Departure”) take place outside the “main story,” or maybe it’s a testament to how good the writing is no matter when or where a story takes place. (Also, can we please just follow Aimee around for an entire hour, seeing her scribble “Mrs. Kevin Garvey” in a notebook over and over and over again?)


6          You’re the Worst

There’s something charming about how repulsive Jimmy and Gretchen are. (Also: there’s something beyond charming about how Lindsay says “Gretch.”) You’re the Worst is funny in ways unlike just about everything else on TV. It’s hard to describe, but it’s a show that could have easily been absolutely garbage, and instead became something I eagerly looked forward to every week. Also: I will watch Aya Cash (who I’d never seen before) in anything.


5          Playing House

I loved Best Friends Forever, but Playing House is on a whole other level. I will watch and love anything and everything that Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair do; they’re national treasures. But then you add in Keegan Michael-Key and Zach Woods and Lindsay Sloane (BIRD BONES!) and all of their Comedy Bang! Bang! alt-comedy buddies like Jason Mantzoukas and Bobby Moynihan and you have something beyond special. I didn’t think there was any way it’d get picked up for a second season – but it did! – so now you all have something to look forward to in April.


4          Silicon Valley

If you only learned one thing in 2014, I hope it was about optimal tip-to-tip efficiency. (And someone proved it!) This show is ridiculously funny – and ridiculously smart – and one of the most fun times you could have had with TV this year. I’ve loved Kumail and TJ Miller for years, and it was great to watch the rest of the world discover how funny they are. Then you add in Thomas Middleditch and Zach Woods (again!) and Josh Brenner (and also Martin Starr, but whatever), and you get this amazingly funny, cohesive, smart blob. Game of Thrones may be April’s big HBO debut, but I can’t wait for Silicon Valley to come back that same night.


3          Review

I’m so, so, so glad that Andy Daly is finally “known.” His Comedy Bang! Bang! characters (especially Dalton Wilcox) have made me laugh harder than just about anything else in the last few years. Review may have started a bit slow, but it escalated into madness and was so much fun to go back to every week. TV sites have heaped praises onto the episode, “Pancakes, Divorce, Pancakes,” and rightfully so. Watching Forrest MacNeil’s life devolve into absolute disaster was an absolute joy to watch.


2          Kroll Show

First, let’s pour one out for the upcoming Season 3 of Kroll Show being its last. That said, this show is a-meez-ing. If I had to list my 10 favorite TV characters currently on the air, I think like five or six of them would be from Kroll Show. I don’t even know how to describe how much I love this show. Just about every character/show is flawless – and the timing to switch from one character to the next is even better. Trying to pick my favorite Kroll Show character is like a modern-day Sophie’s Choice; I think it’s George St. Geegland, but then I remember Eagle Wing, and then I remember Peter Paparazzo, and then I remember C-Czar… Kroll Show is an embarrassment of riches.


1          True Detective

There was no other show this year that I looked forward to watching more than True Detective. I don’t think another show was better this year, nor do I think one was more gripping or compelling to watch. Sure, the second half of the season wasn’t as good as the first, but MY GOD THAT FIRST HALF! I don’t know if Nic Pizzolatto can tell another story that lives up to that of the first season, but I don’t care. I will watch Matthew McConaughey wax poetic about… whatever… forever. I will watch that six-minute single take shot any time it’s on TV. Which, I guess, is any time and all the time, because time is a flat circle.

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There were a few shows that made my list last year that didn’t this year. The Americans, just like Hannibal, was so dense and intricate that it was sort of hard to follow from week-to-week with such a long gap in between. I’d really like to re-watch that, BINGE STYLE. Justified‘s last season was one of my least favorite yet, but I’m SO EXCITED for its final season starting soon. The Walking Dead was… whatever. I’ve given up trying to figure out how much I like that show. My answer is: somewhat, or a lot, or not very much at all. You pick. Comedy Bang! Bang! was funny every single week, but I thought last year’s season was better (and the podcast was better than the show, too, but that’s not a surprise). I thought Orphan Black‘s second season was a real mess, but maybe it wasn’t? I love Tatiana so much, and this was The Year of Helena.

I haven’t seen Transparent or Bojack Horseman yet, so those could make my list.

Other shows that were close to my list but missed included Bob’s Burgers, Enlisted, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Inside Amy Schumer, Louie, Mike Tyson Mysteries, Parks and Recreation, and Tim & Eric’s Bedtime Stories. I could have made a Top 20, but I thought a Top 15 was obnoxious enough.

Lastly, if we’re talking about the “Best TV” I saw all year (whatever that means), I think this is my list:

1    True Detective
2    The Leftovers
3    Hannibal
4    Rectify
5    Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
6    The Americans
7    Fargo
8    Louie

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The Movies That Disappointed Joey the Most in 2014

Last year, I wrote about the movies that I thought were the worst. This year, even though I watched way more movies from 2014 (at this point, 205) than I did in 2013 (131?), I hated fewer movies. #PROGRESS! (Also, thank you Melissa for encouraging me to give up on movies. It’s the best feeling.)

Because I didn’t hate as many movies this year as I did last year, I decided to go the disappointed route. I don’t think all 10 of these movies are bad movies (though I do think 7 of them are bad movies), but none of them lived up to what I wanted them to be. Sigh. Better luck next year, me!


10 Foxcatcher

This isn’t a bad movie. I don’t think. Maybe it is. I really don’t know. All I DO know is that it’s not at all the movie I thought it was going to be. Also: I laughed way more than the rest of the theater audience. Were we watching the same movie? Maybe. Maybe not. Finally: Anyone stunned by the end isn’t paying enough attention.

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9 The Sacrament

This is (probably) the best movie on this list. But considering how much I adore THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (and how much I really like THE INNKEEPERS), this just fell so short. I feel bad, because I love Ti West. But this movie didn’t do it for me.


8 A Million Ways to Die in the West

Here’s an idea: When marketing a comedy, try not to reveal EVERY joke in the trailers and promotional material. Guess what happened here? I really respect Seth MacFarlane, and I thought TED was way better than it had any right to be (or I expected it to be). But this movie is way too long, not nearly funny enough, and a chore in every way.


7 The Amazing Spider-Man 2

This movie is a disaster from start to finish — and it takes forever to get to that finish. It’s basically a slap in the face that says, “Hey, dummies! Come back for The Amazing Spider-Man 3! Because this movie is a 2 hour, 22 minute trailer for that movie.” Also, good job limiting the only good thing about this movie (chemistry between Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone) to the absolute bare minimum. (Spoiler alert: At least Sony won’t get the chance to mess that up in the next one.)


6 Locke

You could argue that this is a good movie, and I don’t think you’d be wrong. It’s a “tour de force” from Tom Hardy, apparently, because the whole movie takes place in a car, where he’s making a bunch of phone calls. It sounds terrible, and it kind of is. It’s well made, I guess, and Tom Hardy’s interesting enough to command the screen. But it’s only 85 minutes long, and it feels waaaaaaaaaay longer than that.


5 The Monuments Men

I’m pretty sure the marketing campaign for this movie was more misleading than for any other movie in 2014. The trailers made this look like a light-hearted romp with all of your favorite comic actors, plus the handsome George Clooney! And then you go see this movie, and it’s slow and boring and depressing and not light at all. Womp.


4 Noah

The most offensive part about Noah is that it tricked me into paying to see it in IMAX 3D, instead of seeing it for free with MoviePass in 2D. Regardless of how you see this movie, though, it’s not good. It’s laughably dumb and not interesting and there’s no point to make it. I almost made the same mistake with Exodus, and then I decided, “Hey, I don’t need to see that movie.”


3 Tammy

I laughed a grand total of ONE time during Tammy — and it wasn’t even at a joke! There’s some song selection that’s so dated, yet used in a way where they’re totally unironically like “Hey this is a current song, right?!”, that I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Every laugh that anyone gives this movie is wholly unjustified. It’s abysmal.


2 300: Rise of an Empire

I saw this movie, like, five months ago (WAIT THIS CAME OUT IN MARCH?!) and I have recollection what it’s about. Eva Green is naked a bunch, and there’s a lot of slow-motion stuff, and… battles? I don’t know. I have to say one thing about this movie: I laughed more at it than any other movie on this list. The problem is, that’s not what they were going for. Whoops!


1 Third Person

This movie was so bad that I blocked it from my mind completely. Here’s the tweet I sent about it while I was leaving the theater: “THIRD PERSON is an atrocious movie and insulting to the process of filmmaking.” Everything about this movie is so contrived and hacky and awful and terrible and pathetic and embarrassing. It’s disgraceful. Liam Neeson can do what he wants, I guess, but I don’t know what Olivia Wilde or Mila Kunis or Adrien Brody or ANYONE saw in this movie. Also, spoiler alert: EVERYONE EXCEPT LIAM NEESON IN THIS MOVIE IS MADE UP. FOR REAL. DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE. I HATE THIS MOVIE.

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